"After I got sacked down the college for dallying with one of my students, I started tutoring young men on my own. Because of the scandal, I keep my photos only for my very special boys. I'm addicted to strapping young lads -- I love their energy and I lust for them in my bed."

"After they've bedded a virgin or two in school, they're ready for a real women to teach them what to do and how to do it right. After one taste they beg to come back and please me -- and oh, how I love to let them. Sometimes you have to be strict with the young rough-and-tumble types, but the harder they try, the more I love making them work for it. So many of them tell me about how they want to make pretend I'm their mum or their auntie."

"Why don't you ring me and let mummy make it better?"